What Would I be Without My Best Friend?

I'm lucky lucky lucky to have you in my life!!

        I can't start this out any other way than to say, I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS! I got really lucky. I got 2. My best friend got married, so I kind of inherited the wife by proxy. ;P  That was the best, strangest, most amazing luck I've ever had. 

It doesn't matter what I've been through, my BFF has always been there. He has stood by my side, through thick and thin, sucky decisions, crappy health, crappy luck, you name it. He was there. 

Heheh. How true...scarey driver. :P

Are we normal. Oh, HELL NO! I think we both would belong in the psych ward, if it weren't so hard to catch us. Mean to each other? OMG, yes. I can count on my BFFs, BOTH of them, to be brutally honest. I'll do the same. If my butt starts to spread, ONE of them WILL tell me. And, not in the nice, implying I need a diet way. "Yo, lard arse. Put down the cheesecake, pick up a gym membership. I can't see the T.V. You're flab is in the way!"  I love that there's someone in my life that I can say what I think around, without being judged, no matter how harsh. I love even more that I was doubly blessed. And I love that they feel comfortable enough to say and be anything they want around me. 

Our lives haven't been easy. There have been losses that so many people can't imagine. I wish I had been a better friend during their worst time. I confused some things that I thought were what they...she, wanted. I thought she just wanted all of the pester warts to leave her be. I didn't want to be one of those annoying asses who just don't know when to shut up and go away. I promise that I will always be there for you both. No matter what.   
 They have always been there for me. They have done more for me and mine than any human could expect.

 They aren't just friends. They're family. Punny, mean, beautiful, loving, amazing, strong, brave, perfectly insane family. I can't, won't imagine my life without them in it. I want them both to know that they mean the world to me, each in their own way. He has been there nearly my entire life. She has been there through some of the most painful times. They are my best friends as a whole. And they are each an individual, best friend in different ways. 

I can count on them to be there, and I will be there for them. Even if it means poke, pester, bother annoy them into a good mood...like he does to me O.o That's what makes him so special. That and a million and one other reasons, throughout the years.

I am lucky. I love you. I hope you both know that. I really, unabashedly, irritatingly, stalker material love you!